Why so perfect?

When I ordered them, I didn't need them. I just ordered them for a recent trip to plaster all over the city I was visiting. They stuck to everything. Cars, telephones, bar tops, milk containers, tip jars, street signs, and even police windshields.sruck every time. Like they were stickers or something. I'm telling ya, you get what you pay for here. Next time I'm gonna order more and see if I can stick them to pets, people walking by, store windows, and flag poles. I betcha they stick.