Ode to my Stickermule Paddy’s Day T-shirt

Ordinarily I don’t ever want to design a t-shirt which loooks worser than just home made….except when it’s Paddy’s Day. This is the one celebration in which I can’t say “holiday” because you don’t get the day off. No sir. But aside from all the greeen merriment and some imposterous faux-leprechauns ridiculously attempting to gallivant around, there is that liquorous aspect, which in moderation, adds enjoyment to the festive nature of the day. On the other hand, being or getting poopy-face blitzed into stuporous oblivion seems to overtake those who assume that they might get lucky in doing so. So as a token to the appraisement of such actions, I decided this image would be the most appropriate editorial…in all its primitive glory. I must admit & wholeheartedly thank Stickermule for exacting my desires concerning this item. Though they did attempt to correct the submitted image—several times in fact—making it better than before, in the end the staff acquiesced to this repeat customer’s wishes and allowed this mess-of-a-tee to be a tribute to those adamant souls whose sole desire is befoul this celebration, making it a big, foul stench they’ll not remember the following day. And for those few: The judge will sternly admonish them after they sober up. Again, thank you so much Stickermule, for making this (T-SHIRT) possible.